G  B  D  E  F  E  D  B      G  B  D  E  F  E  D  B

[Verse 1]
 B                E
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
 A             D
I ran over my neighbors
 B                E
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
 A                  D
Now I'm in all the papers

[Chorus 1]
 F                    A#
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
 G                    C
With no insurance to match
 F                 A#
So if I happen to run you down
 G                    C
Please don't leave a scratch

[Chorus 2]
 F                   A#
I ran over some old lady
 G                C
One night at the county fair
 F                A#
And I didn't get arrested
 G                    C
Because my dad's the mayor

[Verse 2]
 B                E
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
 A              D
Donuts on your lawn
 B                E
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
 A                D
Tony Orlando and Dawn

[Chorus 3]
 F            A#
When I drive past the kids
 G                 C
They all spit and cuss
 F                A#
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
 G                         C
And they have to ride the bus

[Chorus 4]
 F                   A#
So you'd better get out of my way
 G                        C
When I come through your yard
 F                A#
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
 G                   C
And an Exxon credit card

[Verse 3]
 B                E
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
 A                D
Hey man where ya headed?
 B                E
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro!
 A              D
I don't want unleaded!