C

C
I've got a paycheck in my front pocket,
A speeding ticket in my back pocket,             G
If I even things out, I might have enough to buy lunch.

C
I've got a phone number, stuffed in my wallet,
I know I shouldn't do it but I think I'm gonna call it,  G
And if I get nuthin', that's fine, cause nuthin's what I got.

F                                              G
Brains, brains, you can't kill a zombie with a wooden stake.
F                                      G
Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,
F                 G
So go easy on the girl.


Am                  F           G
I just wanted what every pirate wants,
Am                        F         G
I got some booty now I'll never get enough,
Am                    F    G                  F           G
I just wanted, I just wanted...

   C        G
To sail, to pillage,
   F                G
So pass the rum and draw your swords,
        C            G
Let's burn down, the village,
           F                    G                   Am 
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away  
           F                    G                   Am 
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
           F                    G                                                                
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away 

C                                        F             G

C
I've got a picture of a mermaid, hidden in a box,
C
A dollar fifty six and a dirty pair of socks,
C
An 'X' on the map, if I don't come back,
                     G
Here's where you'll find me.


F                                              G                                     
Brains, brains, you can't kill a zombie with a wooden stake.
F                                      G
Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,
F                 G
So go easy on the girl.


Am                 F            G
I just wanted what every pirate wants,
Am                       F           G
I got some booty now I'll never get enough,
Am                    F   G                  F           G
I just wanted, I just wanted...


   C        G
To sail, to pillage,
   F                G
So pass the rum and draw your swords,
      C              G
Let's burn down, the village,
           F                    G                   Am 
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
           F                    G                   Am 
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
           F                    G                                              
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away