E                   C#7
I really like the word "trousers"
      F#m               B7
It's a word I'm going to sing a song about
      E                       C#7
In America they never say "trousers"
        F#7                          B7
They say "pants" and I believe they're missing out
         E7
Just try it, "trousers", get your mouth around it
  A                 Am
Trousers, trousers, what a funny sound
      E7                        C#7
It can make you happy and I'll show you how
     F#7      B7       E
Sing trousers trousers trou

-sers

A E A

[Verse 2]
   E                   C#7
I really like the word trousers
     F#m               B7
It's an underrated very funny word
 E                                 C#7
When you use it to mean anything other than trousers
  F#7                          B7
It's surprising and hilarious and absurd
               E7
That film was trousers, here's another one
 A                           Am
That'll cost twelve trousers - whee, it's loads of fun
   E7                        C#7
I've persuaded every single one of you now
 F#7      B7       E
Sing trousers, trousers, trou