E A D G B E
G:      3 2 0 0 0 3
Cadd9:  x 3 2 0 3 0
D:      x 0 0 2 3 2
D7:     x 0 0 2 1 2
A7sus4: x 0 2 0 3 0
Em7:    0 2 2 0 3 0

Intro: repeat G. Cadd9.

Verse 1: 

 G                    Cadd9
Put the money in the bank,
 G                    Cadd9
take the children to the park,

every wednesday afternoon.
 G                    Cadd9 
find a man who's more exciting
 
than i could ever hope to be.
 G                    Cadd9
name your eldest after me.

Chorus 1:

Cadd9               D        A7sus4  G    Em7
if you think your happy who am i to disagree,
Cadd9     D7
honestly, honestly.

Verse 2:

G                   Cadd9
Dress for all eventualities
G                   Cadd9
Pack a sweater against the cold

you know it gets cold at night
G                       Cadd9
find a man whos got more money
                      
than i could ever hope to see
G                   Cadd9
name your eldest after me.

Chorus 2:

Cadd9             D          A7sus4 G    Em7
if you think your happy who am i to disagree
Cadd9     D
honestly, honestly
Cadd9                     D        A7sus4   G        Em7
you can make your own mistakes and heaven knows you will
Cadd9                        D
all the same, your still the same.

Instrumental: repeat G. Cadd9.

Verse 3:

G                  Cadd9    
shy away from opportunity
G                     Cadd9
find a man who'll never think

he could be good enough for you
G                    Cadd9
as for me i'm sure i don't

know what i'm thinkin half the time
G             Cadd9
i'm nothing in here