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I wanted to dedicate a song to you
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But all of my songs are about ex-girlfriends and puke
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So I sat down to write you a love song
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It was full of cliche’s It wasn’t impressing anyone
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even though I tried really hard all that I came up with was 
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      You are a possum living in the trash can of my 
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heart       You are a possum in my heart.


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I’m sorry I left that towel on the floor So sorry that I snore
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Sorry I’m taking my band on tour Sorry that I’m insecure
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Sorry I’m awkward around your friends
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Sorry I get jealous when you talk to other men
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Sorry I drank all your wine again
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Sorry I apologize so much
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Yeah I hope that I don’t fuck this up
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Yeah I hope that I don’t fuck this up
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Yeah I hope that I don’t fuck this up and she said


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Don’t be so hard on yourself you fucking 
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idiot I don’t need anybody else you stupid 
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asshole I’m for you and you are for me But you 
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gotta get over your insecurities
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And that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
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So I tried to reciprocate with something romantic and sweet

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      When I got home I thought of the perfect thing to say But of 
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course in that moment It didn’t happen that way
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I just held your hand and looked you in the eyes and said
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You’re pretty rad too dude
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You’re pretty rad too dude
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You’re pretty rad too dude
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You’re pretty rad