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[Verse 1]
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    It must have been at least
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    Three years ago
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   I had a crush on this girl

I didn't know
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   I thought it was a good idea at the time

When I was pissed
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I tried to find her
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By sending an ad into 'The List'
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It was free 'cause they'd just started this
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   Brand new section
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First I passed it on
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To my old friend Denise for her inspection
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It said: "I Saw You twice and both times
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   You were wearing orange
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And she told you I fancied you
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In the toilets at the garage"
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There was never a reply
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Perhaps it didn't astound her
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That's assuming she ever saw it but
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   I think I've found her
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I thought it could've been her in a club on
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   Saturday night. She
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   Was a couple of tables away
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   And I thought it might be
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   But I was far too drunk
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So an approach was out of the question
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But this guy Stuart had sent us tickets to see his
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Band Belle & Sebastian
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We went along thoroughly drunk, stopped for a
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   Post-gig "Hello". And I think the
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   Girl I was looking for is friends with the girl who
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   Plays the cello

[Chorus]
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I think she's coming to see us
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When we play
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And every time we meet I've got
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Nothing to say
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She probably thinks I'm cute
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She maybe thinks I'm gay
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She's probably got a boyfriend anyway

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[Verse 2]
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I remember the first time that I saw her
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I was completely in awe
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I thought, well that's the kind of girl that I
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Would like to be my squaw
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And if I could ever be
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The kind of brave that she would choose
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We'd travel plains with our little baby
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Turned in its little pappoose
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She started seeing me in a public bar
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My bird was in the bog
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When she returned she said that she would
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Like to give that girl a snog
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And two weeks later we split up
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And a new lover I was seeking
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And when I see that girl again I'm just
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Never up for speaking

[Chorus]
Dm            C         Bb
I think she's coming to see us
C       Dm
When we play
          C       Bb
And every time we meet I've got
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Nothing to say
             C          Bb
She probably thinks I'm cute
          C          Dm
She maybe thinks I'm gay
               C     Bb
She's probably got a boyfriend anyway

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[Solo]
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