Well, my woman done left me
Took everything but the piggy bank
So I busted it open and I folded up all the ones
Then I drove my old Chevy
Down to that place off the interstate
Where the dirty old men pretend that they're havin' fun

So I'm sittin' down here on sniffer's row
Catchin' me a whiff of that camel toe
See some Bs and Ds and a couple C-section scars
There's a DJ playin' bad rock 'n' roll
Pussy juice drippin' down the stripper's pole
Life is lonely when you're sittin' on sniffer's row

I'm glad I got my old seat back
Maybe I'll even hit the buffet line
They got a few new girls but the bouncer still knows my name
Man, it's really good to be back
Even with this broken heart of mine
I gotta sit this close 'cause my baby's so far away

So I'm sittin' down here on sniffer's row
Catchin' me a whiff of that camel toe
See some Bs and Ds and a couple C-section scars
There's a DJ playin bad rock 'n' roll
Pussy juice drippin' down the stripper's pole
Life is lonely when you're sittin' on sniffer's row

Sniffer's row
Sniffer's row
Where you can see a tampon string hangin' out a coochie hole
Sniffer's row
Sniffer's row
What's the point of goin' if you can't feel the queef wind blow?
If you wanna find me I'll be sittin' on sniffer's row