hey you, I don't care what you're doing
hey you, I don't care who you're screwing
don't start with your stories unless they're true

hey you, I don't care where you're going
hey you, I don't care who you're blowing
I guess that you'll never be really mine

yeah you've probably met some guy
you're just waiting to decide
but I can't let you go
'til you finally tell me that it's so

you still won't promise to return
when can I expect to learn
just who made you stay
living sixteen hundred miles away?

hey you, why do you keep on calling?
hey you, I can tell that you're stalling
you just need somebody to hold your hand

hey you, won't you pay me a visit?
hey you, that's not somebody, is it?
don't dare fuck around or I'll make you pay

yeah you've probably met some guy
you're just waiting to decide
but I can't let you go
'til you finally tell me that it's so

you never promised to be true
but I expected more from you
how can you choose to stay
living sixteen hundred miles away?

I hope you never call again
then maybe we can still be friends
I know that made no sense
so I'll try to stick to present tense

I would have given you the world
or something equally absurd
just who made you stay
living sixteen hundred miles away?